No one cares about your bullshit.

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Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:05:07 -0400

[Image description: White text on a black and gray background, reads “I think that trigger warnings are ridiculous.” Ridiculous has been crossed out and replaced with, “An important part of keeping the internet accessible.” Small text in the bottom left corner reads, “no1curr-opinions.tumblr.com” End description.]

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Mon, 04 Jul 2011 08:00:07 -0400

[Image description: White text on a pinkish-red background, reads, “I think being obese is okay. People say they aren’t unhealthy and they know their health better than me.” Smaller black text at the bottom says, “no1curr-opinions.tumblr.com”. End description.]

Original.

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Sun, 03 Jul 2011 16:06:06 -0400

[Image description: White text on a blue background, reads “I believe everyone is bisexual.” Everyone is yellow and italicized. Bisexual has been crossed out and replaced with, “Whatever sexuality they say they are.” Small, white text at the bottom says, “no1curr-opinions.tumblr.com” End description.]

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Sun, 03 Jul 2011 08:05:06 -0400

[Image description: White text on a black background, reads “Dear 14-year-old girls, You are not bisexual. Stop making a mockery of what the word actually means. You word is ‘bicurious.’ Start using it.” Parts have been crossed out in red and it has been edited to read: “Dear 14-year-old girls, You are whatever you think you are. Stop assuming you know other people’s sexual orientations better than they do. Your word is whatever you want it to be. Start using it, or not, it’s up to you.” In addition, the following text has been added to the left in red: “Funny how people never imply that a straight kid might not have enough sexual experience to know if s/he is truly attracted to just the opposite sex.” At the bottom it reads in yellow italicized text: “NO1CURR about your biphobic & ageist bullshit.” End description.]

I am bisexual and I had had crushes on both boys and girls by the time I was 14. I considered that I might be bi, but didn’t really understand it until college, partly because of the sort of nonsense expressed in this image. Most of my other gay, lesbian and bisexual friends had at least some inkling, even if they weren’t able to piece it together yet, by the time they started high school, because they had had same-sex crushes by then. I don’t understand why people think LGBA kids mature at a slower rate than heterosexual kids.

By the way, the bit on the left is not to imply that straight kids’ labels as such should not be taken seriously. I just find it quite telling that people who claim to be concerned about teens “applying labels too soon” never care when that label is “straight.” And this is despite the fact that there are probably more LGBAs who identify as “straight” at 14 (like me) than straight people identifying as gay/lesbian/bisexual/asexual at that age, since in most high schools it’s not that easy to be a queer teenager.

Could you image-ify one of the parody fypdp's made by people who don't get that they have privelege?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 14:47:04 -0400

I don’t see why not. You can do it yourself and submit or leave us a link. Since tumblr no longer allows links in messages, I’ll go enable link submissions.

Silly tumblr. :/

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Fri, 24 Jun 2011 16:05:06 -0400

[Image description: White text on a navy blue background reads “Fat people creeps me out.” Both “fat” and the s in “creeps” have been crossed out and replaced with other text in red, so it now reads “Mean people creep me out.” At the end in red, this has also been added: “no1 currs about your sizeism, srsly” End description.]

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Fri, 24 Jun 2011 08:00:06 -0400

[Image description: White text on a blue background reads “I like being straight.” Below in red text reads “Congrats! So does our entire society! That is why you are able to get married, to not get fired from jobs, to not get beaten up for your sexual orientation, and other things that are not accessible to gay people. No one cares about your privilege-denying bullshit.” End description.]

The text accompanying this was all about how she wondered why there was no “straight pride” movement. Seriously?

[TRIGGER WARNING: sexual assault, victim blaming]

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:05:06 -0400

[Image: White text on a blue background reads “In my opinion, if the girls nowadays didn’t dress like such whores and sluts, showing off every pore possible, there would be a whole lot less rapes. Guys have passion too, which they sometimes can’t control. And I’m a girl - and I think slutwalks are absolutely fucking useless, when you’re dressing like a prostitute.” Parts have been crossed out in red and rewritten, so that it now reads “In my opinion, if people valued enthusiastic consent, there would be a whole lot less rapes. Guys have passion too, which they can control. And I’m a girl - and that doesn’t excuse me from victim-blaming.” End description.]

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Thu, 23 Jun 2011 08:05:06 -0400

[Image description: White text on a blue background reads “I like being straight.” Written over it in red is “No shit you like being straight. You can marry the person you love every state and country in the world. STFU, no1curr.” End description.]

An anon asks: I just don’t think that I can follow a blog...

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 16:05:06 -0400

An anon asks: I just don’t think that I can follow a blog that would celebrate a past that had some pretty objectionable practices. Are you aware that some of your followers may consider themselves a southerner, but not be white? Maybe change the name of this tumblr to Rules of the Southern White Lady. Then its a little less misleading.

The OP replies: Yeah, I’ll be sure to take that into consideration since NO other culture has ever engaged in “objectionable practices.”

I’ve crossed out ‘engaged in objectionable practices’ and said, ‘brought millions of people to a continent against their will and formed an agricultural economy based on slave labour’.

no1curr about your apologism, srsly.

~K.

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Wed, 22 Jun 2011 08:00:06 -0400

[Image description: Light blue and black text on a purple background, reads “Abortion is LOGICAL. ESPECIALLY to save a mother’s life. You SHOULD want to give up your life for your child, if that is what you so choose.” End description.]

Based on this:http://the-unpopular-opinions.tumblr.com/post/6637332233

Yup.

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Tue, 21 Jun 2011 16:05:06 -0400

[Image description: (black and light blue) text on a (yellow smiley face) background, reads “Smile! Your mom decided to give birth to you. Abortion is a personal choice. Judging someone for making decisions about their own body is wrong.” End description.]

Based on this piece of fail. Because obviously if you get pregnant and decide to have a baby, that means you think everyone who gets pregnant should be compelled to give birth.

How often does your queue post?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 08:05:06 -0400

Twice a day I believe.

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Mon, 20 Jun 2011 17:06:06 -0400

[Image description: teal and white text with red scribbles on a light purple background, reads “Abortion is always the pregnant person’s decision, including when it’s necessary to save the mother’s life. You SHOULD want to respect people’s decisions about their bodies. and if not then just dont fucking open your fucking mouth.” End description.]

Based on this hilariously gross bullshittery.

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Mon, 20 Jun 2011 08:00:06 -0400

[Image description: yellow text on a rainbow background reads “Black and white interracial couples with a black man and a white woman always look TRASHY.” Parts have been crossed out in red and rewritten so that it now reads “People who judge others’ relationships always look like assholes.” End description.]

[TRIGGER WARNING: anti-Semitism]

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 16:15:06 -0400

[Image description: White text on a black/gray background reads “All Jews should die.” Beneath in red text reads “Damnit Hitler, how’d you find tumblr?” End description.]

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Sun, 19 Jun 2011 08:00:06 -0400

[Image description: white text on a red/black background, reads “I think driving after a few drinks is super fun and not that dangerous.” Blue text written over it reads “And I believe that’s how people get killed.” End description.]

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Sat, 18 Jun 2011 16:05:06 -0400

[Image description: light teal text on a dark teal background, reads (“I’m racist and I don’t care what people think about it, because I’m a *GIGANTIC ASSHOLE.*”) End description.]

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Sat, 18 Jun 2011 08:00:06 -0400

[Image description: (white) text on a (black) background, reads (“Fat people shouldn’t be proud of their bodies.” The image has been edited so that the end of the word “shouldn’t” has a red line through it and it now reads “should.” After that, white text has been added that says “just like everyone else.” At the bottom, smaller-size text in red says “~no1curr about your sizeism.”) End description.]

Clarification, since this image doesn’t say it: I know not everyone has the capability to *love* their bodies for whatever reason, and it’s not like a moral imperative to do so. I’m just saying that obviously being fat doesn’t mean you shouldn’t or can’t be proud of your body, and anyone who says it does is a wad of fuck.

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Fri, 17 Jun 2011 16:05:06 -0400

[Image description: white text on a light purple background reads “I think women should stay at home to cook and clean for their families, whilst their husbands go out to earn money. And I’m a girl.” Most of the white has been crossed out in red and more is written in, so that it now reads “I think everyone should do whatever the fuck they want, regardless of gender or marital status.” End description.]